ass

one time nung nasa cebu pa ko nag-wo-work at mega healing pa ang pusho ko sa sakit na dinulot sa akin ni ryan seacrest lookalike, may naka-chat akong taga makati. well, i am by nature a teaser. and i love to be teased as well. uy, foreplay! wehehehe. behave emman. well, in the middle of our verbal (or written) acrobatics trying to outwit each other, my chatmate exclaimed "you're a witty ass"

kita nya ba ass ko???

another time, my super duper girly bra and panty wearing friend, ruben, introduced me to one of the big bosses of bigfoot where our other super duper kinky haired bra and panty wearing sister, dino, worked. he was a brash of a man. yet i stood my ground during our verbal wrestling despite my diminutive stance against his towering american bearing. :p when dino (aka kimberly) came to us, her boss said "your friend is a smart ass"

ass na naman???

ba't di na lang witty boobs? or smart boobs? tsk tsk tsk. or baka nga naman i'm gifted in that department! wahehehe. dream on emman. dream on.

anyways, i guess witty ass and smart ass can be interpreted in two ways. one, yung bad meaning. may kakabit pang "hole" minsan. hehehe. and two, yung praise which i hope was the one i got unless if they meant really my tush, my behind. hehehe.

but i would still prefer the witty boobs or smart boobs because i've been dreaming to have them. i guess i'll have to put them on first so i can get those comments. :p