the nastiest bite

i just finished watching a national geographic show where a scientist measured different animal bites. he ranked the animals' bites according to whose was strongest. here's the ranking starting from the lowest to the highest:

man (animal ka talagang tao ka!)
wild dog (from africa)
domestic dog (a rottweiler)
great white shark (muntik nang nahulog ang scientist sa dagat! gosh! paka-hero!)
african lion
hyena (so ugly an animal)
alligator snapping turtle (di naman pinakita na kumain sya ng alligator! :p)
crocodile (sa sobrang laki at lakas, nahulog sa swamp ung scientist! scariest ever!)

the crocodile had 150% stronger bite than the turtle which had 25% stronger bite than the lion and the shark. eh, when you see a shark biting its prey, it's already then end of the world for that prey due to its bite.

anyways, ako kaya? i also have a nasty bite. but not something that you'd be scared of. i bite lovingly. kaya masarap! nasty sarap! hahaha