memoirs of a "gay siya": straight

suzie: uhm, to starhub bldg...

uncle driver: ohkay... hmm, so your friend doesn't work with you?

suzie: sorry?

uncle driver: i mean, you don't work at the same place?

suzie: oh.. nope, i'm working at starhub.

uncle: straight?

suzie: hm yeah.. (sinabi ko na nga na starhub bldg e..)

uncle: oh really? i thought your friend was more of a girl rather than a guy!

suzie: oh you were asking if my friend was straight? i thought you were asking if we should go straight!

uncle: yeah, no wonder! but i think i don't need to ask. i know already.

suzie: ok. :)

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a verbatim et literatim retelling

of a timeless dialogue

written by

suzie cutie!

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